Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to hear what the stars can tell you about your little fuzzy friend?

Since most squirrel humans are never actually privy to the actual birth date, the average squirrel human (you) will need to recall the date Squirrel came into your life.  At that time, it is likely you went online to assess the age, using visual clues, of your baby squirrel.  Counting those weeks backwards, you can generally land very close to the birth date of Squirrel.

If your “date” lands close to two signs, read them both and see which one Squirrel has the most traits of.  And there you go.

As you know, there are two breeding seasons for squirrels annually, so there are signs that are far more common than others, though the rare ones are not unheard of since Mother Nature has a funny way of responding to changes in weather, such as Hurricane Season 2004. 

If Squirrel came to you as an adult, well, you will likely need to read them all, and try to narrow it down to the most likely sounding sign within the breeding season guide.

Disclaimer:  Please use the Star Sqwirlz Zodiac pages in the nature they were intended – as a game and for humor purposes only – not as a serious recommendation for handling Squirrel.